MLaw.org posted these cautions that appeared on real labels...
- An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter cautions, “Do not use near fire, flame or sparks”
- A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use “while sleeping or unconscious”
- A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: “Do not use as a ladder.”
- A cartridge for a laser printer warns, “Do not eat toner”
- A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use”
- A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”
- A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.”
- A snowblower warns: “Do not use snowthrower on roof.”
- A dishwasher carries this warning: “Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.”
- A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: “Caution - Risk of Fire”
- A box of birthday cake candles says: “DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.”