Thursday, July 29, 2010

I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a few years in prison, please.

Last week, Alexander Lemke had a hankering to have some delicious McDonald's cheeseburgers. Unfortunately, he had neither the money nor the transportation to fulfill his appetite. So, he improvised.

Twenty-year-old Alex broke into his neighbors house and stole their 2005 Toyota Solara. He immediately drove it to the local McDonald's in Palm Harbor, Florida, pulled into the drive-thru at around 1:40am and placed his order.

Cashless but hungry, Alexander attempted to pay for his order by offering to give marijuana and prescription drugs in exchange for his food. The McDonald's workers immediately called the police, who came and arrested him.

Alex has been charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle and eight counts of drug possession (they found some in his stolen car). As a bonus, Alex was also charged with driving with a suspended license.

No word on whether or not Alex enjoyed any cheeseburgers.

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1 comment:

Count Sneaky said...

This guy is eligible for a brain transplant on compassionate grounds alone.