the news after the headline

Subheading text in a newspaper is supposed to create more interest in the article... but sometimes, it just makes you wonder--

Computers make life easier.


New concepts in military strategy:


Deaf people never listen.


new prison reform idea: teach the criminals that they are wrong and let them go.

(the text says, "I know what I did was wrong, I don't need 10 years to figure that out, " thief complains)