Here are a few suggestions to snap-up before it is too late.
send your pet a Valentine's message printed in the newspaper (perfect for that dog that reads the daily news)

to my darling with acid reflux... a book "great for gift giving"

mmmmm. a cologne that smells like a dead Pope... "a wonderful gift for him or her"

for that woman who wants to smell like fish...

a book about Michigan's Largest Mass Murder... "makes a good holiday gift"

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