for lease: an apartment with a view

For around $260,000 you can have the apartment of your dreams: a simple four room flat in Brighton, East Sussx, England. Classic elegance -- built in the 1820s. It has a great view (for someone). A nice balcony overlooks the street. The apartment is available for a 103 year lease.

Oh. yes. There are two minor inconveniences: the bath tub is in the kitchen and the toilet is on the balcony.

Real estate Nick Muston said: 'I've been in 15,000 properties in my career and I've never come across a bath in the kitchen. The toilet is the only one in the property.'

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130057&in_page_id=2

You might now want to lease the apartment under the balcony, either.