Friday, August 7, 2009

hey everyone! look at me. I'm smuggling pants.

The idea behind smuggling is to sneak, to be secretive, to use stealth so as not to be noticed. In other words: if you are smuggling something, you don't want to draw attention to yourself.

Most of us understand the concept.

However, this simple concept seemed to escape Oleg Demchak who tried to smuggle some banned goods into the Ukraine. Mastermind Oleg chose to wear some of the clothing he wanted to smuggle. Unfortunately, he wore so much clothing that he started sweating profusely. The clothing also caused him to waddle. In fact, he could hardly walk due to his excessive clothing.

Whenever customs officials see a person who waddles and looks like a parade float (but has a thin arms and neck)... they get suspicious. So, customs officials stopped Oleg and strip-searched him and strip-searched him and strip-searched him and strip-searched him and strip-searched him and strip-searched him and strip-searched him and strip-searched him...

Officials watched Oleg remove 15 pair of illegal pants, four track-suits and three pair of trousers. (That means Oleg was wearing 22 layers on his lower half.) Naturally, the strip-search caused the officials to realize they should search Oleg's car. There they found $34,000 in contraband goods.

http://snipr.com/p2tws [www_metro_co_uk]
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