Tuesday, September 18, 2007

woman tries to smuggle iguana in her bra

Excuse me, ma'am, but your dress seems to be moving in some very odd ways.

On Monday, BBC News reported that a woman was stopped at the Blackpool Airport for trying to smuggle an iguana into the country by hiding it in her bra.

The customs officer noticed that her dress was behaving strangely. When the woman was checked, they found an iguana peeking out from her bra.

When the iguana was found, the woman "admitted it was hers." She agreed to give it over to the Blackpool Zoo. No charges were pressed.

(I'm glad that she "admitted it was hers." Did she have an alternate plea?? "I swear officer, I don't have any idea how that iguana got in there...")