Monday, October 19, 2009

the world's easiest drug arrest

At least he won't be charged with concealing drugs.

Last week, Cesar Lopez, 29, was hanging around a convenience store near Philadelphia. A police officer happened to walk by and noticed that there was something unusual stuck to Cesar's forehead.

Since Cesar did not appear to be a devout Jew wearing tefillin*, the officer took a closer look... and noted that Cesar had a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead.

The officer plucked the bag from Cesar's forehead and promptly arrested him for drug possession.

Either Cesar is incredibly stupid (a real possibility) or he believed that his marijuana bag was safely concealed in the sweatband of his baseball cap. Nice going, Cesar. [www_metro_co_uk]
* tefillin

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