Monday, July 28, 2008

man murders Lawn Boy

Have you ever been frustrated with your lawn mower? You pull the cord and pull the cord and pull and pull and pull... and nothing happens.

What should you do?

Here is an idea: take out your shotgun and blast the thing. Teach it a lesson.

That is what Keith Walendowski, 56, did this week when his Lawn Boy mower failed to start. Like any clear thinker, he took out his gun and shot the thing dead. Defending his rational behavior, Walendowski said, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

The lawnmower did not start after the shooting. But Walendowski got arrested and could face up to 6 years and an $11,000 fine.

good thinking, Keith. Now, mowers across America will think twice before failing to start.

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