Friday, November 9, 2007

warning: we think you are an idiot

Have you ever seen a warning label and wondered why?
Above is a prescription is for a dog named Parker... who apparently operates heavy machinery.

Here are a few other examples of some actual warning labels:
Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Turn off saw motor before using this product.

6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Box of bottle rockets
Do not put in mouth.

Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Remove plastic before eating.

Box for a car jack
For lifting purposes only.

Instructions for a cordless phone:
Do not put lit candles on phone.

Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Do not drive cars in ocean.

Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Always drive on roads. Not on people.


1 comment:

Robin Lee Sardini said...

I Stumbled this one for ya! Ummmmmmbeleivable!
Thanks for sharing!