Thursday, January 10, 2008

thief causes himself a world of hurt

memo to self:
If you ever choose to steal some knives, do not hide them in your pants while trying to escape.

On Tuesday, a man walked into a Meijer Inc. superstore in Grand Rapids, Michigan and attempted to steal $300 worth of hunting knives.

The genius did what any shop-lifter would do: he put the lifted goods down his pants and headed for the door.

Unfortunately, he had not anticipated being confronted by employees. When the man tried to elude the employees, he tripped and stabbed himself in the belly.

The man's injuries are not life threatening. However, it appears that he was stabbed more than once and at least one knife was seen with blood on the full blade.

No comments: