Friday, January 4, 2008

dinosaur defense

No one likes accepting blame. For example, you may recall that I posted a story about the pantless man who was arrested for breaking into a car and claimed that a leprechaun led him do it.

This week, a man from Wentachee, Washington came up with a completely original excuse. The unnamed man was driving in the wrong lane and crashed his car into a pole. When asked what caused the accident, he gave a very simple answer: "pterodactyl."

That's right. He claims that his car was swooped by a prehistoric winged dinosaur that has been extinct for millions of years... or not (?).

But let's not leap to judgment. After all, a person should be assumed innocent until proven guilty.

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