Thursday, May 29, 2008

the evidence will be here soon.

Earlier this week, 25-year-old Jose Rigoberto Cruz Sales of northern Mexico, stole a gold bracelet from an 8-year-old girl. Fortunately, there were witnesses and police were able to identify and locate Sr. Sales.

Realizing that he was about to be caught with stolen goods, Sr. Sales panicked and decided to swallow the bracelet.

Undeterred, policed dragged him to a place where he could be x-rayed. Sure enough, they could see the bracelet in his stomach. So, they started Sales on a program of laxatives to hasten the retrieval of the evidence.

Sr. Sales faces robbery charges and could get from 6 to 15 years in prison, depending on the value of the bracelet, which had yet to be determined.

I say he is going to go free-- because that bracelet isn't worth a thing now.

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