any man that is this stupid should probably plan to be forever single

this letter appeared in a newspaper advice column....


okay. pause for a moment and think:

How would you expect this to turn out??
a. she will be thankful for his helpful attitude
b. she will immediately try her gift to see how beautiful it makes her look
c. she will be glad that he pointed out her personal hygiene issue
d. she will be inclined to terminate his life.

(and now, the story continues...)